What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 05:19
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Fortnite Map Changes In Chapter 6 Season 3: Super - GameSpot
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What has been your best sexual experience?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What are some common historical misconceptions?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
TEXT:
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!